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Corrupt-a-wish; My most favorite forum game
Topic Started: Apr 26 2008, 03:53 PM (3,948 Views)
IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

I'm sure many of you know this game. For those who don't, what you do is make a wish, and then the next person would grant that wish with a huge catch that would make you never want that wish in a million years.

For example:

(My wish) I wish for a taco.

(Next person)Granted, though it's poisoned.
I wish I could fly.

Then, of coarse, that wish would need corrupting and so on and so forth. Have fun!

I wish for a lifetime supply of cheese.
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Mikael
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Does not approve of christmas

Granted, though all that cheese attracts an army of rats :D

I wish I had a cool sig like Ichibod Crane
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

Granted. But you can't afford Photoshop.

I wish I had a new art tablet.
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Lulie
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Pendanters x 3
Granted, though it will melt in lava.

I wish for more hours in each day.
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IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

Granted, though you have to spend all 30 hours of the day, slaving away on a farm in North Korea.

I wish I could morph into whatever I please.
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Mikael
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Does not approve of christmas

Granted. Unfortunately for you there is a disgusting old man called "whatever I please" somewhere in Europe.

I wish for more socks
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Myung
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~MOHAWKGURLE~

Granted, you now have a house full of socks, and they all smell like dirty feet cheese and whatnot :cry:

I wish for a LAWL emoticon
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IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

Granted, though because I'm on a huge ego trip, here's all I say :ichishoop:

I wish I didn't have such a huge ego.
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Lulie
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Granted, but because of your new infinitesimal ego, you give away all your stuff to the poor, and are only left with your ability to charge your lazer, plus a pair of smelly cheese socks you stole from Rintintin.

I wish I had max stats in Pokemon.
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Nonayourbeeswax
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The Uber Ocarinist

Granted, a man named Max Stats comes and kills you and all of your pokemon. The upside is that you can now play as him. :)

I wish I knew how to make flash games.
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IchibodCrane
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Granted, though I'll be at the computer all the time, and you can't use it! :ufail: :ichishoop: :boogie:

I wish I had a chocobo (a green and purple one to be exact)
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

Granted but at first you have to tame Ifrit. xD

I wish I had a new TV. :lol:
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IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

Granted, hope you like black and white!

I wish I was in another play.
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Nonayourbeeswax
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The Uber Ocarinist

Granted, but it is Oklahoma

I wish I was better with the GIMP.
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

Granted but at first I need to get worse in Photoshop. =P

I wish I had Photoshop CS3...
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Nonayourbeeswax
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The Uber Ocarinist

Granted but you lost $1000 to pay for it.

I wish more people knew about the Forum RP in the games section.
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

Granted but I'm too lazy to pin the topic. xD

I wish more people would stop FAILing. xD
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Nonayourbeeswax
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The Uber Ocarinist

I can't grant that because :ufail: You are now trapped inside http://www.youfail.org

I wish that DM would get off his lazy but and pin the RP topic.
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Pyromanaic21
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the pyro/urban ninja
granted however now you can no longer access that topic



I wish for invisibility...


....... :ph43r:
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IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

Granted, though you won't be totally invisible. Have fun as the somewhat transparent red haze.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.
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Lulie
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Granted, though there are no actual Hawaiians living there anymore: they're all tourists.

I wish I could go camping.
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

granted, but your tent has as many holes as Mighty's avatar.

I wish I had a house... T__T
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IchibodCrane
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Queen of Awesome

Granted, though it's old, rotting, and has a really bad African Fishing Spider infestation.

I wish I didn't know what an African Fishing Spider was.
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Whistle
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Granted, the spider will know about you and thus by playing a magical ocarina, it will warp to your house and become your roommate. So now you will have an African Fishing Spider lurking throughout your house.

I wish I could sing and play my stringed musical instrument at the same time.
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Myung
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~MOHAWKGURLE~

Granted, You can now sing and play at the same time but you grow 10 pairs of long stretchible arms allowing you to play as a small orchestra by yourself. This however leads to your permanent confinement in a laboratory for genetic research on how the heck you grew those arms.

I wish I had one of each ocarina in the world!
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Whistle
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Granted, you now have one of each ocarina in the world, however they ARE ALL cheap plastic rip-offs of the better clay ones.

I wish I had uber ninja stealthyness :ph43r:
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stevtomato
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The Terrific Tomato

Granted, however everyone else in the world can see stealthed stuff.

I wish I can eat my own poo.
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Andy
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Is Narcotic

Granted, but unfortunately, you're too obsessed with poo and you'll try pin it on your wall.
But you will FAIL.

I wish I had a Shakuhachi flute...T__T
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Whistle
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(me too!!)

Granted, you will have a Shakuhachi flute that can play clearest sound and easy response...but it will be so sensitive to weather/temperature that if you dare to take it outdoors, your Shakuhachi flute will automatically crack and split in two.

I wish I could go back in time and convince Queen Isabella not to fund Christopher Columbus on his journey that accidentaly lead him to the new world thus preventing Christopher Columbus from leaving Europe EVER.
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stevtomato
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The Terrific Tomato

Granted, but America is now lead by a group of terrorist.

I wish I can eat my socks.
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